Top Quotes from Greg Gutfeld

In the American ‘melting pot,’ identity politics wants to smash that pot – to bring us back to the Dark Ages, when collaboration was sparse.

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Trump represented a movement of dissatisfaction, the dissent, unhappiness, division cultivated by years of identity politics and the bullying of arrogant, insufferable, intolerant social justice warriors who used the last two terms to punish anyone who reminded them of Daddy.

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My first concert – maybe it was 1979 – was a blur. I’m not sure whether it was Blue Oyster Cult/Cheap Trick/Pat Travers at San Jose Civic Auditorium or The Police/The Knack/Robert Johnson at Berkeley’s Zellerbach Auditorium.

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Travel like a pro, not like a hobo. That’s my motto.

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How odd that the proponents of free expression think ‘free’ only applies to them.

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Work together. Do not purge your allies because of purity.

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As foreign attacks increase, it’s easy to treat them like bad weather happening somewhere else. It’s what we read over breakfast. But when that storm hits your shores, remember this: Wishful thinking never saved a single life. The truth, however, has.

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Youthful impatience obscures the endless potential for joy that’s standing right in front of you.

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For trance music to be good, it has to sneak up on you.

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Wherever socialism spread, misery followed – and still follows.

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Wherever socialism spread, misery followed – and still follows.

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President Obama’s farewell speech soared, towered, dragged. True, it was longer than Reagan’s, Clinton’s and GWB’s speeches combined. If it got any longer, it would have qualified as a third term.

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The explosion of jihad and its desire to export its contagious madness to all areas of the world have changed the way we view immigration.

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The frothing Trump-haters’ extremism turns whatever criticism they have for the guy into mere parody.

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Human evolution relies on cooperation, which is why identity politics feels so backward.

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If pop culture is a pool, it never hurts to dive into the deep end once in a while.

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What the media does to Trump is what they did the cops – say the police are really harmful, then later ask why people are so scared of the police.

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Terror, married to technology and accommodated by progress in travel, has turned evil individuals into traveling ballistic missiles.

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There’s always something heroic and romantic about taking a stand against the powers that be.

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Do you ever see a right-wing kid violently jumping lefty speakers? On campus, you either have silent appeasement or a bruise.

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Listening to a FNM record is like a visit from a mysterious relative who knows more about your family than you did.

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I guess coming out against actual evil takes guts.

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Imagine Earth as a crime-ridden town, and there is one safe house. How do you keep that safe house, America, always safe? It is called vigilance.

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Ideas are things that happen at any time because you’re constantly thinking and evaluating life as if it were an eternally unsolvable math problem, which it is.

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I always thought Jon Stewart was an extremely good surgeon with his scalpel. He would have Republicans on who, I guess, were unclear about what Stewart was up to, and while Jon Stewart was being nice, he was building a case for drowning them.

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True, the country is divided, but it’s not Right and Left. It’s Left and Not Left. It is because, for liberals, politics is personal and therefore extremely loud. For the rest of us, we prefer community over calamity.

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Trump has manufactured the first-ever Celebrity Immunity Bubble – rendering him incapable of offense, no matter whom he offends. It’s brilliant.

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Identity politics preaches a splintering of one large, collaborative group into competing vindictive ones – resulting in new, angry tribes whose central thesis is to not cooperate.

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True, the country is divided, but it’s not Right and Left. It’s Left and Not Left. It is because, for liberals, politics is personal and therefore extremely loud. For the rest of us, we prefer community over calamity.

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It’s pointless to get all huffy about stuff.

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Obama’s tenure had more dirty linen then Charlie Sheen’s hamper.

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It takes a special, selfless person to make music that accommodates the universal need for mindless escapism – or what I call oblivion.

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Trump has manufactured the first-ever Celebrity Immunity Bubble – rendering him incapable of offense, no matter whom he offends. It’s brilliant.

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The people who whine about Fox News are hypocrites – they say they’re totally tolerant, but when they run into someone who doesn’t share their assumptions, they say, ‘Fox News is evil, and it must be stopped.’

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I have to say that Adam Levine is truly a daring young man to go on Twitter to bash Fox News. He’s so rebellious, so subversive. I mean, for a musician, seriously, could you find a more predictable stance than that? He’s as edgy as a hacky sack, which also describes his music.

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I think the reason why ‘Red Eye’ is popular is because we question the common assumptions that you find elsewhere.

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The joy of hate reflects people who get off pretending to hate something, or hate you, in order to score political points. I call them the ‘tolerati’ – you know, a group of people who claim to be tolerant, except when they run into someone who disagrees with them.

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I know that if I say something that’s considered outrageous, a group will take it, create an email blast, and use me to raise money or to do whatever, to build their profile.

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Getting mad only leads to madness.

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There’s a difference between being politically incorrect and boorish. And we’ve seen that line crossed a dozen times by smart people who’ve mistaken politics for punditry.

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The truly persuasive must step out of themselves and see their own flaws first and admit they could be wrong. Then, when they correct for that, you can be truly persuasive.

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I know that, often, people in entertainment are surrounded by ‘yes’ men who tell you everything is ‘go.’ That’s never been an issue for me.

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When I imagine my viewer – and it sounds saccharine – but it’s a family thing. People in line for my books came as families.

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My best writing is often early in the morning and, sometimes, while working out.

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For years, we talked about how the only way to really win the political battles was to win the cultural ones. And rather than simply ignore pop culture, it would be far better to give it a big fat bear hug.

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I’ve said it before: If Queen had died and reincarnated as one person, it would be Devin Townsend.

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I’ve interviewed everyone from Joe Strummer to Iggy Pop.

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The rise of ISIS, the orgy of identity politics, and the political changes they brought – how could Obama not see that coming? I blame the golf.

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Hollywood is always about Hollywood.

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Sully’s’ upbeat message is that we still need humans. It was the heroically human Sully who saved those people, not some cold equation written on a chalkboard.

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As machines take over the decision-making that saves lives, we are left with fewer chances to save lives later.

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The PC rebellion is about a reaction against the media academic complex, which tells us what to say – or else.

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Normally, ‘Saturday Night Live’ is about as entertaining as an ocular migraine.

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